this is the board for discussing spiritual possessions of living things.
possessions demons rituals skeletons random scary stuff|user: 53498| |topic: My Cactus is possessed|__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ |I recently got a cactus. It is a nice cactus but it won't stop speaking in demonic tongues. It is very irritating | |and it keeps me from getting any sleep. Should I get rid of it? It feels like something I should do but a demon | |possessed cactus is quite rare. My cactus is now glowing red. | | | | | |________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________| 1 replies VVVVVVVV |reply to user 53498 (op) from user 76839| [you should keep it.] ////////////////////end of thread|user: 67523| |topic: i become possessed sometimes |__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ |sometimes i become possessed by a strange spirit named jake. sadddfafsdfdddf MY NAME IS NOT JAKE IT IS IS YKLUIĆS THE | | DEMON LORD asdfhkasdhfkajsdf stop possessing me i'm writing to the forums stop it asjkdhfaskjdf NO I MUST USE YOUR | |MORTAL BODY TO HARVEST SOULS asdfdfdasdf no i don't want to go soul harvesting again | | | | | |________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________| 1 replies VVVVVVVV |reply to user 67523 (op) from user 23649| [sounds like you are in some big trouble with that demon of yours. maybe you should beat yourself over the head with a brick] [until it leaves. that always works for me.] ////////////////////end of thread|user: 76192| |topic: my cat is possessed??? |__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ |my cat is floating in mid air right now. when i try to get it down, it yells in a human voice. what's going on here? | | | | | | | | | |________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________| 1 replies VVVVVVVV |reply to user 76192 (op) from user 57184| [sounds like it was possessed by the soul of a human. you should just wait until it leaves.] ////////////////////end of thread|user: 91728| |topic: haunted weed |__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ |so like, my friend just smoked some weed and now he's like, possessed. he keeps vomiting lava and his eyes turned into | |some weird cube thingies. is he possessed or did he just get some bad weed? was it the bong that was haunted? | | | | | | | |________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________| 0 replies ////////////////////end of thread|user: 49281| |topic: my demon was possessed by a human |__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ |i think my pet demon was possessed by a human. instead of shooting flames and screeching evil spells, now he's speaking | |fluent english, drinking coffee, and driving my car. he even got a job at the local gourmet restaurant. it's really | |scaring me, and i don't know what to do. | | | | | |________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________| 0 replies ////////////////////end of thread