the possessions board

this is the board for discussing spiritual possessions of living things.

 

hauntings

possessions

demons

rituals

skeletons

random scary stuff

 |user: 53498|
    |topic: My Cactus is possessed|
    
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          |I recently got a cactus. It is a nice cactus but it won't stop speaking in demonic tongues. It is very irritating       |
          |and it keeps me from getting any sleep. Should I get rid of it? It feels like something I should do but a demon         |
          |possessed cactus is quite rare. My cactus is now glowing red.                                                           |
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    |reply to user 53498 (op) from user 76839|
    [you should keep it.]
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 |user: 67523|
    |topic: i become possessed sometimes |
    
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          |sometimes i become possessed by a strange spirit named jake. sadddfafsdfdddf MY NAME IS NOT JAKE IT IS IS YKLUIƖS THE   |
          | DEMON LORD  asdfhkasdhfkajsdf stop possessing me i'm writing to the forums stop it asjkdhfaskjdf NO I MUST USE YOUR    |
          |MORTAL BODY TO HARVEST SOULS asdfdfdasdf no i don't want to go soul harvesting again                                    |
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    |reply to user 67523 (op) from user 23649|
    [sounds like you are in some big trouble with that demon of yours. maybe you should beat yourself over the head with a brick]
    [until it leaves. that always works for me.]
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 |user: 76192|
    |topic: my cat is possessed??? |
    
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          |my cat is floating in mid air right now. when i try to get it down, it yells in a human voice. what's going on here?    |
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    |reply to user 76192 (op) from user 57184|
    [sounds like it was possessed by the soul of a human. you should just wait until it leaves.]
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 |user: 91728|
    |topic: haunted weed |
    
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          |so like, my friend just smoked some weed and now he's like, possessed. he keeps vomiting lava and his eyes turned into  |
          |some weird cube thingies. is he possessed or did he just get some bad weed? was it the bong that was haunted?           |
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 |user: 49281|
    |topic: my demon was possessed by a human |
    
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          |i think my pet demon was possessed by a human. instead of shooting flames and screeching evil spells, now he's speaking |
          |fluent english, drinking coffee, and driving my car. he even got a job at the local gourmet restaurant. it's really     |
          |scaring me, and i don't know what to do.                                                                                |
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