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|user: 53498|
|topic: My Cactus is possessed|
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|I recently got a cactus. It is a nice cactus but it won't stop speaking in demonic tongues. It is very irritating |
|and it keeps me from getting any sleep. Should I get rid of it? It feels like something I should do but a demon |
|possessed cactus is quite rare. My cactus is now glowing red. |
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|reply to user 53498 (op) from user 76839|
[you should keep it.]
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|user: 67523|
|topic: i become possessed sometimes |
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|sometimes i become possessed by a strange spirit named jake. sadddfafsdfdddf MY NAME IS NOT JAKE IT IS IS YKLUIÖS THE |
| DEMON LORD asdfhkasdhfkajsdf stop possessing me i'm writing to the forums stop it asjkdhfaskjdf NO I MUST USE YOUR |
|MORTAL BODY TO HARVEST SOULS asdfdfdasdf no i don't want to go soul harvesting again |
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|reply to user 67523 (op) from user 23649|
[sounds like you are in some big trouble with that demon of yours. maybe you should beat yourself over the head with a brick]
[until it leaves. that always works for me.]
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|user: 76192|
|topic: my cat is possessed??? |
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|my cat is floating in mid air right now. when i try to get it down, it yells in a human voice. what's going on here? |
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|reply to user 76192 (op) from user 57184|
[sounds like it was possessed by the soul of a human. you should just wait until it leaves.]
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|user: 91728|
|topic: haunted weed |
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|so like, my friend just smoked some weed and now he's like, possessed. he keeps vomiting lava and his eyes turned into |
|some weird cube thingies. is he possessed or did he just get some bad weed? was it the bong that was haunted? |
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|user: 49281|
|topic: my demon was possessed by a human |
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|i think my pet demon was possessed by a human. instead of shooting flames and screeching evil spells, now he's speaking |
|fluent english, drinking coffee, and driving my car. he even got a job at the local gourmet restaurant. it's really |
|scaring me, and i don't know what to do. |
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