GAME START
THE HAND THAT FED GOD
THE STORY OF RUSTY WHEELPIN
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| RUSTY'S HOUSE |
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| (time to work on) |
| ( the farm ) _______ |
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| [O_O] | | |
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|Your name is RUSTY WHEELPIN. |
|You are a humble farmer, and it's |
|time to FEED your CROPS and |
|WATER your ANIMALS! Before you go, |
|you grab your old battered |
|24D 984brp DATA MULTIVERSE POCKET. |
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[To GO OUTSIDE, go to PAGE 2]
[To CHECK your DATA MULTIVERSE POCKET, go to PAGE 14]
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| THE GREAT OUTDOORS |
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| \ o | |o o| |
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| U /____| |___| |
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| | [O_O] __|_______|___ |
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|You waddle outside and see your |
|TRUSTY SHOVEL at your feet. you |
|pick it up. You observe your CROPS.|
|They sure do look hungry. |
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[To FEED your CROPS, go to PAGE 3]
[To GO to THE BAR, go to PAGE 4]
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| THE GREAT OUTDOORS |
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| \ o | |o o| |
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| U /____| |___| |
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| | [O_O] __|_______|___ |
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|You feed your CROPS some |
|DEAD SQUIRRELS. They are very |
|happy. |
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[To WATER your ANIMALS, go to PAGE 5]
[To GO to THE BAR, go to PAGE 4]
PAGE 4
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| THE BAR |
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| | B \ |
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| | O___O|\ | \ |
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| | /________\ |
| | | | [O_O] |
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|You walk into THE BAR. You see the |
|BARTENDER and a MAN IN A ROBE. |
|You're pretty thirsty, and it's |
|time to start guzzlin'! |
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[To ASK for a DRINK, go to PAGE 8]
[To PLAY the ARCADE GAMES, go to PAGE 9]
PAGE 5
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| THE BACK |
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| U /-----| o |_ |
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| | [O_O] \----- ___ | |
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|You go around to THE BACK, where |
|You keep your ?HORSES?. |
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[To WATER your ?HORSES?, go to PAGE 6]
[To GO to THE BAR, go to PAGE 4]
PAGE 6
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| THE BACK |
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| U /-----| o |_ |
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| | [O_O] \----- ___ | |
| V _| |_ |/ \| |
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|Your ?HORSES? have been |
|sufficiently WATERED. They are very|
|happy. |
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[To CONTINUE FARMING, go to PAGE 7]
[To GO to THE BAR, go to PAGE 4]
PAGE 7
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| YOU GOT THE FARMER ENDING! |
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| \_______________/ |
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| | O O | | | |
| | \__________/| | | |
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|with the ?HORSES? and the CROPS, |
|the fun never stops. when the |
|bumpin' beat drops, the tractors |
|drive up to the top. yuh, when the |
|bumpin' beat drops, the watered |
|?HORSE? bops. |
|when i pull up to the FARM, the |
|CROPS start talking. i feed them |
|some DEAD SQUIRRELS and start |
|pop locking. |
|when i harvest my CROPS and the |
|CROP pie is tastin' good, i get up |
|on my ?HORSE? and patrol my hood. |
|yuh, i be up here farmin' hard and |
|the grind never stops, i be dancing|
|and farming with my ?HORSES? and |
|CROPS. word. |
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PAGE 8
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| THE BAR |
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| ? | B \ |
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| | O___O|\ | \ |
|__|______|_\__ / \ |
| | /________\ |
| | | | [O_O] |
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|You ask for a nice cup of ALE, but |
|the bartender asks for some ID. |
|Uh oh, you left your ID at home! |
|You're too thirsty to walk back |
|home, so you'll just have to drink |
|your own saliva. Yum. |
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[To DANCE, go to PAGE 10]
[To PLAY the ARCADE GAMES, go to PAGE 9]
PAGE 9
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| THE BAR ARCADE |
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| *ominously \ | |
| hovers* | | |
| [O_O] ___| | |
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|Aw yeah, time to play some games! |
|You start playing THE HAND THAT FED|
|GOD. Your high score is feeding god|
|228 doughnuts. You notice SOMETHING|
|behind the ARCADE CABINET. |
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[To leave the ARCADE CABINET, go to PAGE 4]
[To CHECK OUT what's behind the CABINET, go to PAGE 17]
PAGE 10
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| THE BAR |
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| | o___o|\ | \ |
|__|______|_\__ / \ | /[UoU] |
| | /________\ \/ |_ |
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|"Will you give me a drink if I |
|DANCE?!?!" you yell. You start |
|jumping and dancing. You jump up |
|extra high, and accidentally kick |
|the MAN IN A ROBE. Uh oh. He looks |
|angry. |
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[To CONTINUE, go to PAGE 11]
PAGE 11
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| THE BAR |
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| / B B| |
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| |uo___o|\ | \ |
|__|__u___|_\__ / \ |
| | /________\ ! |
| | | | [O_O] |
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|The man turns around. "The fuck?" |
|he screams. You begin to sweat. |
|He raises his fist, ready to smack |
|you around. He grabs a BOTTLE from |
|the counter and smashes it open. |
|UH OH UH OH UH OH UH OH UH OH UH OH|
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[To RUN, go to PAGE 12]
[To FIGHT, go to PAGE 13]
PAGE 12
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| OUTSIDE THE BAR |
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| | O O | |
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| \ |_________| |
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|FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK GOTTA RUN |
|You try to run, but you aren't fast|
|enough. The man tosses the BROKEN |
|BOTTLE at you. It hits you right on|
|the back of your head. You die. |
|dead dead dead dead deceased. |
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[To MOVE ON TO THE AFTERLIFE, go to PAGE ???]
[To DO NOTHING, go to PAGE ???]
PAGE 13
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| THE BAR |
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|You want to fight, eh? Bold |
|decision for a little guy like you.|
|You put up your NON EXISTENT FISTS.|
|Time to smack this punk around! |
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[To USE your SHOVEL, go to PAGE 15]
[To PUNCH the MAN, go to PAGE 16]
PAGE 14
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| DATA MULTIVERSE POCKET |
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| DSM(c)ps: 1834371634^O |
| DSM(d)ps: 2947529^M |
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| [COMMAND BASE] |
| (LCC(IU)Ty882B{*}^J)<=|SHIFT| |
| _______________________ |
| |IU LCPps:91428934^Y44| |
| |xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxoxxxxx| |
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| PAGE 23475239845^YY |
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|You boot up your DATA MULTIVERSE |
|POCKET. DATA MULTIVERSE is a full |
|multiverse in the palm of your |
|hand. There are real sentient |
|beings dwelling inside your |
|multiverse, so you have to take |
|care of them. There are near |
|infinite different universes to |
|keep track of, so it's pretty hard |
|to keep everything under control. |
|The "game" ends when reality is |
|destroyed. Your DATA MULTIVERSE |
|POCKET is a really old one from |
|around 89^R ?YEARS? ago. It's not |
|very good. It can only let you edit|
|your multiverse in the 24th |
|dimension, and only processes |
|984^L bit reality particles per |
|second. Total bummer. The current |
|page displayed shows multiple |
|different numbers being processed. |
|here I am going to explain them. |
|The top number shows the amount of |
|DATA SENTIENCE MOLECULES (DSPs) |
|being created per second. The |
|number under it displays the amount|
|of DSPs being destroyed per second.|
|Under that is the command base. It |
|is used for typing in commands. The|
|numbers displayed are the |
|coordinates in the selected |
|universe in which the commands will|
|take place. The number under it |
|displays the LIFEFORM CALCULATION |
|PROCESSES per second. LCPs are a |
|fancy term for thoughts. The Xs and|
|the O under the LCPs show off the |
|selected and unselected universes. |
|The O is the selected universe, but|
|the Xs are the unselected ones. |
|While it is displayed in only one |
|short line, it can go up and down |
|almost infinitely. That's all for |
|now, but I will explain more later!|
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|DATA MULTIVERSE POCKET
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[Go back to PAGE 1]
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| THE BAR |
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| _ SHOVEL! SHOVEL! |
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| ooooo ---------------- |
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|You whip out your shovel, ready to |
|strike. You lunge at the man, but |
|he grabs your shovel. He snaps it |
|it two, and thrusts the handle |
|through your head. YOU ARE DEAD! |
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[To LISTEN to the CODFISH, go to PAGE ???]
[To KILL the CODFISH, go to PAGE ???]
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| THE BAR |
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| __V_ |
| / B B| |
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| |uo___o|\ | \ KICK! |
|__|__u___|_\__ / \ |
| | /________\ [o_o] |
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|You have no fists, so you just |
|stand there angrily. The man |
|promply kicks you out of THE BAR. |
|You lie on the ground, and the man |
|towers over you. He kicks you a few|
|times, but decides not to kill you.|
|He walks back into the bar. |
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[Go to PAGE 18]
PAGE 17
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| YOU GOT THE G A M E R |
| ENDING!!!!!!!1!!! |
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| _________ |
| donut {/ X O \} |
| V /___________\ |
| ____ \ / |
| // /\ \ \ ____ / |
|_____| \ \/ / ____\ /___ |
| ---- / | \ / | |
|____________/ | \ / | |
| ^ | \ / | |
| hand | | |
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|The thing behind the CABINET is a |
|HELMET. You put it on, and get |
|transported INTO THE GAME!!!!! |
|Open wide, god! Here comes the |
|airplane! |
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PAGE 18
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| THE TRAIL |
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| \ \ \ |
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| [O_O] |
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|You start to walk back to your |
|FARM. You look up at the sky, and |
|see SOMETHING WEIRD falling. It |
|falls down in front of you. You |
|examine the strange object, and |
|realize that it is, in fact, a |
|hand. It's really big and scary. |
|It scurries around before it lunges|
|at your face. What do you do? |
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